I'm restless. Things are calling me away.


What if we are all dead and this is our 7 seconds of our lives flashing before our eyes

(via insane-and-unusual)


yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via vagino)

"Of course I am not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me is exactly the type of man I have no interest in."
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie  (via babezie)

(Source: emotional-algebra, via malinabean)


medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

(via vagino)




what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau, via thisscrewedupworld)


everything always happens so much

(via vagino)